BADAN BERTUKAR MENJADI ULAR.. seram. .

Erin (bukan nama sebenar) adalah seorang executive disebuah
syarikat pembekal barangan automotif di Shah Alam.

Baru bekerja tak
sampai setaun tapi popularitinya cukup hebat, cam super star kat
kilangnyer tuh....bukan sebab dia cantik...bukan sebab body baeekkk...tapi
sebab dia sorng yg cukup ceria...disenangi oleh sume orang... Erin nih
kejenyer byk terbabit ngan aktiviti luar...jumpa org sana ...jumpa
org sini (kononnyer ler)...so mmg jarang la ade kat opis....kalau
tgk punch card byk kosong dari berisi...tapi org tak cakap apa...sbb
dia kan byk keje luar....mmg 'nature' keje dia cam tuh..

Satu ari tengah sedap si Erin mentekedarah kat luar (time
keje)...dia rasa gatal2 kat lengan....garu. ..pas tu gatal kat paha lak..
garu
lagi...sudah nyer satu badan naik gatal2.

nak baca lagi kisah seram nie??..click DISINI

pelik tapi benar..

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balik-balik cita lawak..

Dua Pesakit Jiwa

Ada dua pesakit yang dirawat di rumah sakit jiwa sedang menyusun rancangan untuk melarikan diri. Mereka merancang untuk menggunakan tangga yang akan diletakkan di pintu pagar RSJ tersebut. Rancangan itu telah disusun dengan teliti sekali. Sebelum melarikan diri, diutuslah orang gila pertama untuk melihat situasi di depan. Kemudian dia melaporkan pada orang gila kedua.
Gila 1 : "Aduh, rancangan kita pasti gagal"
Gila 2 : "Mengapa?Apakah pintu keluar dijaga ketat ?"
gila 1 : "Tidak, sama sekali tidak ada penjaga"
gila 2 : "Jadi mengapa ?'
gila 1 : "Kerana pintunya tidak ada. Dimana kita akan meletakkan tangganya ?"

Panggilan Sayang

Kamal diundang kawannya makan malam. Mizal, si tuan rumah, memanggil isterinya dengan kata- kata Sayang... Manis... Cintaku... Sayangku... Kasihku... dan seumpamanya. Kamal memandang Mizal dan berkata, "Romantis sekali, setelah berpuluh tahun menikah, kau tetap memanggil isterimu dgn kata-kata itu." Mizal mengangkat bahu dan berbisik, "Sebenarnya, aku lupa namanya sejak tiga tahun lalu."

Juruterbang Bodoh

Pesawat Air Lines sedang mengalami gangguan enjin di udara. "May day, may day, may day...!!", terdengar juruterbang siarkan S.O.S melalui radio.

"Pesanan anda didengar jelas", kata petugas dek menara pengawas, "Harap beritahukan tinggi dan posisi anda segera..!!"

"Ya, baik," jawab juruterbang itu, "Saya tinggi 1.8 cm dan saya duduk di kerusi yang paling depan!"

Petunjuk arah kiblat google

Assalamu'alaikum. ..

Buat kawan2..Sekarang nie ramai kawan2 aku pindah rumah..so, ntuk kemudahan korang try check arah kiblat korang kt sini. Nie pOst lama sbnr nyer..Saja aku re-post blk ntuk kemudahan korang..

InsyaALLAH, aku ingin mencadangkan tuan/puan mencuba laman web berikut:

http://www.qiblalocator.com

Selamat mencuba!

Sebarkan buat rakan2 anda, lillahi ta'ala...

Try to avoid this common mistakes during prayer

Assalamualaikum..

Try to avoid these common mistakes during Prayers !

Spacing is determined by matching your legs space with your shoulder to shoulder distance!!!

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Ayat-ayat cinta...realiti dan fantasi

AISHA..

Nama yang membuatkan ramai lelaki yang cair dalam mimpi. Gadis yang dari padangan mata ini sebar lengkap. Idaman lelaki Muslim,buat menjadi ibu untuk anak tercinta.Watak yang di bawa oleh Rianti Cartwright ini dagarapkan dengan cukup berjaya. Lakonan yang mantap nyata memukau penonton. Tapi sayang,realiti dan filem memang cukup berbeza. Anda bayangkan inilah Rianti Cartwright dalam dunia sebenar??

Tapi sayang,jauh betul meleset..nie la dea...

Perbezaan otak lelaki dan otak perempuan

Try test dulu ujian kt bawah nie.Aku terjumpak,pstu cam best plak sebab aku pun terkena.haha..
Terdapat pelbagai cara untuk menguji keunikan tubuh badan kita, di antara keunikan itu sudah tentulah otak manusia. Di bawah ini ada ujian yang menarik untuk dicuba bersama… Ini adalah ujian masa yang ringkas, cuma lakukan dan jangan cuba menipu diri anda sendiri

Kira jumlah huruf F’s dalam perenggan dibawah dalam masa 15 saat:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Dah selesai? Scroll kebawah hanya apabila anda telah selesai mengira!

OK?
berapa banyak?
Tiga? (Anda tentunya seorang lelaki!!!)

Sila baca sekali lagi!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Salah, sebenarnya terdapat 6, kira semula… Sebab berlakunya perkara tersebut diterangkan dibawah ini…

Otak LELAKI tidak memproses perkataan “OF”. Keajaiban kejadian atau silap mata?
Sesiapa yang dapat mengira kesemua 6 F’s pada permulaan ujian memiliki otak PEREMPUAN.

Malaysia Special Number Plate

This is a special 2 tone car number plate. Only exists in Malaysia.

Lottery winning e-mail from Microsoft Award Team(spams mail)

It has been verified. Remember the e-mail from unknown that I’ve posted in this blog last month? I received several similar e-mails after the incident and it seems that those kind of e-mail continue to flood my Gmail inbox day by day. People who are experienced in surfing the internet will know that it’s fake, but not the others who might be new to the internet.

The good news is, we already got another confirmation about famous mysterious mails come from the “Microsoft Award Team”, or whatever suspicious mail from the so called Microsoft which you might receive in your e-mail inbox, especially when you use Gmail account.

Microsoft Malaysia stated that it was a scam since Microsoft never engage in rewarding money through chain mails. This means any user who received such e-mails should not react to it or just send them to the trash folder, mark as spams, and put their mind at ease. Thanks to Yasser for asking the question to them.

Dear Yasser,

Thank you for contacting Microsoft Customer Service. Based on your e-mail communication, I understand that you would like to clarify if the e-mail you received indeed came from Microsoft.

We appreciate your effort for bringing this issue to our attention. However, we would like to clarify that this information is definitely not from Microsoft. The company (We) does not engage in rewarding money through chain mails.

Thank you for your continuous support of Microsoft’s products and services. Should you require further clarification, please do not hesitate to contact us again.

Regards, Faizal

Customer Service Representative

Microsoft Customer Service, SEA

Tel : 1800886295 Fax : +60327821011 Web site : www.microsoft.com/malaysia

Example of the scam e-mail you shouldn’t bothered with..

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10,United Kingdom.
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 409978E
Dear Lucky winner,
WINNING NOTIFICATION
The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully
organised a Sweepstakes marking the end of year anniversary we rolled
out over 100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds) for
our new year Anniversary Draws. Your email address as indicated was
drawn and attached to ticket number 08795727498 with serial numbers
BTD/9081684302/07 and drew the ucky numbers 14-18-20-58-40-47(22) which
subsequently won you £1,900,000.00(One Million Nine Hundred Thousand Great
Britain Pounds)
To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent
Mr. David D. Newton
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept
Tel:+44 701 113 6950

Release tension sket.. (^_^)

Anybody see my face?

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts ‘this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!’, and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks
off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. ‘Did anybody else here see my face?’.

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

‘Did anybody else see my face?’ he shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner…….. ‘I think my missus caught a glimpse….’

Mother and daughter

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 46 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

The mourning golfer

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

China VS USA

China has become one of the greatest nation in the world.With the strength that can even be compete with America and Russia,they stand by the business.Check the comparison between China and USA that i took from GlobalFirePower.com

United States of America

China

134,813,023 Available Military Manpower 667,657,509 109,305,756 Available Personnel Fit for Military Service 550,265,789 4,180,074 Average Yearly Available Military Manpower 25,848,582 446 Merchant Marine Strength 1,775 10 Major Ports / Harbors 8 8,322,000 bbl/day Oil Production 3,710,000 bbl/day 20,800,000 bbl/day Oil Consumption 7,000,000 bbl/day 21,760,000 bbl Proven Oil Reserves 16,300,000 bbl 6,430,366 Km Roadway Coverage 1,870,661 Km 226,612 Km Railway Coverage 75,438 Km 41,009 Km Waterway Coverage 124,000 Km 9,631,418 Sq Km Total Land Area 9,596,960 Sq Km 14,947 Airports 467 153,100,000 Labor Force 803,300,000 $13,780,000,000,000 Purchasing Power $7,099,000,000,000 $70,570,000,000 Gold Reserves $1,534,000,000,000