Sawan Rumput

Kiran menghidap penyakit sawan rumput iaitu akan menganggap dirinya sebagai rumput.Pada suatu hari kiran berjalan-jalan di ladang kambing. Tiba-tiba dia berlari sekuat hati akibat takut akan dimakan kambing kerana menganggap dirinya rumput. Akibat kejadian tersebut, ibunya membawanya ke hospistal.

DOKTOR: Jangan risau kamu sekarang bukan rumput. Kambing takkan makan kamu lagi sebab kamu manusia.

Kiran: Kambing tu tau tak saya bukan rumput lagi.

DOKTOR: ???

Disebabkan Kiran berkata begitu dia dimasukkan ke hospital khas untuk rawatan selanjutnya.

3-D tattoos..

TATU TU HARAM..tp bkt yg deaorg ni ada mmg high class..






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movie mistakes..enjoy

who said that Hollywood is perfect??..with millions dollar budget,high-tech gadgets and talented players,they still can make mistakes..that us,HUMAN.. (^_^)


Adidas sure gains lot from this..


what an era..no wonder why romes win..

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Jenis-Jenis Kentut

* Orang TIDAK JUJUR Orang yang kalau kentut lalu menyalahkan orang lain.

* Orang BANGANG Orang yang menahan kentutnya sampai berjam-jam.

* Orang BERWAWASAN LUAS Orang yang tahu bila harus kentut.

* Orang SENGSARA Orang yang ingin kentut tapi tidak boleh kentut.

* Orang MISTERIUS Orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain tidak ada yang tahu.

baca lagi jenis2 kentut DISINI

AS cipta Al-Quran palsu, tolong disebarkan

Jangan abaikan ini, sebarkan ke semua muslim

Rasanya info ini dah lama, tetapi di post di Isuhangat sebagai peringatan semula.

Al-Quran baru buatan amerika, berbahaya dan sedang diedarkan di kuwait , berjudul "The True Furqan" isinya bertentangan sekali. Dibuat oleh 2 syarikat percetakan; 'Omega 2001' dan 'Wine Press'. Judul lain buku ini 'The 21st Century Quran'! mempunyai lebih dari 366 halaman iaitu dari bahasa Arab dan Inggeris, sekarang khabarnya diedarkan kepada anak2/generasi muda di Kuwait di sekolah-sekolah berbahasa Inggeris disana.

Bukunya sendiri memuatkan 77 surah, termasuk Alfatihah, Al-Jana and Al-Injil.
Semuanya dimulai dengan sebuah versi panjang gabungan kepercayaan Kristian tentang tiga tuhan.Dan banyak sekali bertentangan dengan pelbagai kepercayaan dalam
Islam, seperti mempunyai lebih satu isteri dianggap perbuatan Zina, perceraian itu dilarang, dikatakan juga bahwa Jihad adalah HARAM.

Buku yang sangat menyesatkan. Jadi tolong sampaikan kepada semua muslim tentang info ini semoga Allah melindungi kita semua dari orang2 Kafir yang mendustakan Agama Allah SWT.

Ini alamatnya:

http://www.islam-exposed.org/

Creative Lunch at work

Creative lunchbox might make food more tastefull. Here some creative 'bout lunchbox







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Boss Reaction After working 3 month

Boss Reaction After working 3 month ....


In the begining.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine.




After a week...



Must Work Hard k?

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Stupid Test To Determine Smart People

Are you smart enough?Really?..here got some questions that might test you on your briliantness.

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!

On your mark, get set, GO!


1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

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Lawyer Vs Engineer

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three lawyers.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers.

They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers.

When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."